Thursday, March 25, 2010

She wants her boyfriend in the nude!

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  1. Marie, I think we'd all like more frequent posts, more predictably. Maybe once a week or so? :) <3 <3 <3

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  2. real men play footsie at nude beaches?

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  3. He answers to her: no, hun, it´s you who should be totally naked and expose your hairy pussy to everybody. Real women do it!!!!!

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  4. Woman: “Look at those guys, they are real man!!”
    Woman: “You too have to show your balls!!”
    Man: "No, I don’t want to show my balls on this beach. You are showing your pussy either. Don't you think I'd be more fair for you to uncover your pussy as well. I mean, when I'm not covering my dick, I don't see why you have to cover your pussy." 

    Woman: "No, this is perfectly fair, I'm still not wearing a top. When you are showing your balls, we are both naked." 

    Man: "Well, okay, if you say so." 

    Man: "Wait a minute, you're not even fully naked, how is this fair? Why don't you take your pants off too?" 

    Woman: "Why would you want me to do that? I'm already topless, isn't that enough? That's pretty much the same thing as a guy having his dick out anyway, isn't it?" 

    Man: "But a dick is a genital! *Your* genitals are still covered. I don't know why this is so hard to understand. How is this fair if your genitals aren't showing?"

    Woman: "Why should I show my genitals??? We're not making porn on this beach!”

    Man: "But my dick's showing, and that doesn't make it porn?"

    Woman: "So? My tits are out, and that doesn't make it porn either." 

    Man: "Yes, but my point is, if me showing my dick isn't pornographic, why would *your* genitals be?"

    Woman: "Why do you keep going on about my genitals? When you're showing your dick, but that's completely different!"
    Man: "But..."
    
Woman: "When you are showing your dick and balls, you are naked, I'm already topless, that's perfectly fair. I don't know why you're complaining about that!”

    Man: "Forget it... You know, actually, I think I can see your point now. This is perfectly reasonable." and then the man takes off his swimming trunks
    Woman: “Just look at what nice balls you have and that you give the people on the beach the opportunity to enjoy them. You are a real man!!”
    Man: “Yes I am …”

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